by Independant Daily
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Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Joke
Contributed by a friend
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."
He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."
Monday, September 10, 2007
iPhone - Good or not ah?
by Independant Daily
I had a interesting conversation with a friend today. Here was how it went:
Friend: Eh... Apple release a lot of new products hor? You seen them dy ah?
Me: No leh, not here yet.
Friend: I damn like the iPhone la. Can't wait for it to come. The iPhone si beh cun hor? Is it good ah?
Me: Nope. Got problem.
Friend: How you know?
Me: I read about it.
Friend: Means you haven't play with it before la?
Me: Of course not la, its not even in this region yet.
Friend: Then how you know its not good?
Me: Ma ka hai ah..! i said i read about it right?
Friend: But you haven't try before you cannot say not good.
Me: Eh.. you asking me or telling me the iPhone is good ah.
Friend: I ask you la, cause you good in IT ma.
Me: IT and Phone is actually different industry OK. Although i read about it doesn't mean i know a lot. And, you ask me, i tell you, you want to argue you ask me for what?
Friend: NO la.. ask ask opinion only. But i heard ppl say the phone not good also.
Me: WAH PIAH EH! -N-
I had a interesting conversation with a friend today. Here was how it went:
Friend: Eh... Apple release a lot of new products hor? You seen them dy ah?
Me: No leh, not here yet.
Friend: I damn like the iPhone la. Can't wait for it to come. The iPhone si beh cun hor? Is it good ah?
Me: Nope. Got problem.
Friend: How you know?
Me: I read about it.
Friend: Means you haven't play with it before la?
Me: Of course not la, its not even in this region yet.
Friend: Then how you know its not good?
Me: Ma ka hai ah..! i said i read about it right?
Friend: But you haven't try before you cannot say not good.
Me: Eh.. you asking me or telling me the iPhone is good ah.
Friend: I ask you la, cause you good in IT ma.
Me: IT and Phone is actually different industry OK. Although i read about it doesn't mean i know a lot. And, you ask me, i tell you, you want to argue you ask me for what?
Friend: NO la.. ask ask opinion only. But i heard ppl say the phone not good also.
Me: WAH PIAH EH! -N-
How do you flee the country when you've done something really bad?
by Independant Daily
Ya' know, all these writing makes think if one day, one day la, someone from the gov'ment decide to read my blog and wants my head, how am i going to leave the country?
Seriously, it ain't that difficult...
This is Islam Country ma!
Ya' know, all these writing makes think if one day, one day la, someone from the gov'ment decide to read my blog and wants my head, how am i going to leave the country?
Seriously, it ain't that difficult...
This is Islam Country ma!
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
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