Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Oops, I’ve done it again…

by Independant Daily

Once again they are back. Bigger, better and it's probably not even the best yet…

This is probably the most old school strategy ever. If you are in a legal suite, you will know that if the witness testimony is gravely against your client, you will need to destroy the credibility of the witness. Doesn’t matter what the truth is. Forget about justice. It’s all about the money and power.

Yet again, our dim-witted Government strikes its last stance in a bid to retain its pot of gold, destroy the credibility of the person that stands in their way to richness and indefinite power.

Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi and his henchmen says that they have absolutely nothing to do with this. Despite his addiction to lies and deceit, I think he truly expects the people to believe him. Yes, he expects us to believe that the ‘election is not tomorrow’ and the ‘petrol prices won’t increase just yet’ only for him to contradict his statements no more than 24 hours later.

This is our Prime Minister. The Chief Executive of the country. The biggest liar in the country and yet, he expects the people to believe that his party have played no part in the return of ‘the scandal’. A scandal that rocked the nation once and boy did it rock that time. So, if it worked the first time, it must work the second time. The difference this time are the pawns at play.

Back then, a dictator dictated what needs to happen. Everything was plotted to perfection – almost. The dictator knew that the sodomisation charges won’t last and when the victim is at its weakest, he strikes his last stance – corruption. Handicapped him for 10 years.

This time, the players are different. The dictator is weak. In fact, some say, the dictator is being dictated to dictate what someone else wants dictated. Ahhh… is the dictator not who he appears to be in all mainstream newspaper? Honestly, its not that I don’t believe he can’t do it. I just believe he isn’t smart enough to dictate the whole show. Perhaps an Oxford graduate is most capable of dictating the dictator who thinks he is dictating but he is actually being dictated.

If the news have been twisted to this:

“A young 20-something man lodge a police report recently claiming that a 60 year old male politician over powered him and forced him into ‘extraordinary’ sexual intercourse against his religious faith. This 20-something year old man is believed be the special assistant to the politician and is in contention to be a pilot, something he had always wanted to be.

The young 20-something man claims that he was sodomised by Anwar on the 26th June in a condominium somewhere in KL. Police investigations are currently underway and they have even collected evidence from the purported crime scene” (Forgive the non-journalistic language)

What do you make of this? Possible? A 60-year old man stick his penis up some guys butt-hole while using force to immobilize the victim? 60 years old? Just because he is the ex-deputy prime minister or the prime minister to be, does is it give him some super human strength or super penis strength!

The 20-something year old man is a candidate for being a pilot which requires him to be in a certain physical fitness. You mean he can’t over power a 60-year old man or he can’t over power a 60-year old Anwar Ibrahim?

If this is not fishy, I don’t know what is. This epic has taught a really important lesson.

Our current government is totally stupid…